Our members:
Currently, the Association is made up of one member, David Agosta, who serves as President, Vice President, Treasurer,
Membership and Events Coordinator, Chief Lobbyist and Ombudsman.
Former Members (and their resignation letters):
(Name withheld as a result of real or imagined death threat): "What the @!%& is this? I clicked on a porn
link and now I keep getting emails about sheep. You guys are sick!!!"
Michael Bloomberg: "I thought I was ordering flowers."
Jeff (last name withheld pending litigation): "Why the hell do keep sending me instructional pamphlets about pig castration?
I live in Chelsea, for Chri...oh, wait. I live in Chelsea. Never mind. I get it."
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